
The Day My Uptown Girl Went Kinky On Me
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By Tim Mack (TimMack) |
It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon, we had just taken a stroll through Central Park, and were now headed to our favorite Cafe. But today, my Uptown Girl had a most peculiar, and devious look in her eyes.
I leaned over from my latte and told her that her eyes seemed to be thinking about something.
She replied. "Yes. You are right as usual. I'm trying to remember if there is a hardware store somewhere around here."
I said. "There is a hardware store about fifeteen blocks away."
She gasped. "Fifteen blocks. Are you sure there is nothing closer?"
I laughed and said. "As the Uptown rents keep climbing, the hardware stores just keep getting further and further away."
She said. "Fifteen blocks. After that I will reward myself with something high in calories."
We finished our latte and headed to the hardware store.
I asked. "What do you need to buy?"
She replied. "Clothes line and a very sharp pair of scissors."
When we got to the hardware store, she found the clothes line and scissors, and I went to hand her a pulley with that.
She said. "Oh. Why would I need a pulley?"
I put the pulley back and thought to myself. "How strange that someone would buy a clothes line without a pulley. But then again, she's from Uptown and maybe they don't use pulleys."
Something didn't quite fit. She had a very good dryer, so I just couldn't figure why she would need a clothes line. But I was starting to tire from the walk and the partying the night before.
I just felt like taking a little knap. We got back to her apartment and had a few glasses of wine while listening to some soothing tapes. I felt very tranquil and started to close my eyes.
She said. "You look tired. Come and lay down on the bed."
I asked. "Do you mind?"
She said. "No. No problem. I'm tired to. I will join you in a while. I just have something to do first."
I noticed she had the windows wide open again, so, I took everything off but my shorts and pulled the covers over me.
Just as I started to dose I felt her hand shake me. She said. "Take these two vitamins and when you wake up you'll feel better."
I said honey. "You know I never take vitamins."
She said. "Do it for me."
She handed me a class of water and placed the pills in my mouth. I said. "Okay. Just for you."
I fell into a deep sound sleep and didn't awaken again, until I felt the cold night air blowing on my chest.
I thought. "She must have knocked the covers off me, as she had so many times before."
I went to reach for the covers, but my hands could not move.
I opened my eyes, and found that my arms and legs were tied to the bed posts. I looked over and noticed her sound asleep beside me. I called her name and she started to wake.
She asked. "Why are you waking me?"
I replied. "Why I'm all tied up?"
She laughed and said. "Oh that."
I said. "Yes. Oh that."
She replied. "You weren't supposed to wake up yet. Karen said those sleeping pills would knock you out for the whole night."
I said. "Sleeping pills. I thought they were vitamins."
She laughed and said. "Vitamins to make you sleep so I could tie you up and then do naughty things to you."
I said. "I woke up because I was freezing from all that cold air coming through the open window. And what naughty things are you planning to do to me?"
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